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Cats forever, friends never!

Cats forever, friends never!

Anonymous asked:
do you have a dildo?

Oh sure, i’ve got millions and billions..

When you call the wrong person and get stuck talking about lawn bowls for 12 minutes..


 Pick it, Pack it, Fire it up!


Today’s horoscope-

‘Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and you cry alone.’ This is true in so far as it goes - but it creates the unfortunate impression that only positive expressions and emotions are likely to engender empathy and emulation. The fact is, though, that a frown is every bit as contagious as the smile. If you make someone feel uncomfortable, there is a strong chance that person in return will pass along the bad attitude. You need to make a conscious choice about what you want to spread in your world this week.


Sometimes I punish myself with cold showers.


This is me attempting to study

This is me attempting to study

(Source: goatcoat, via confuseyourself)

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